{"data":{"allMarkdownRemark":{"edges":[{"node":{"id":"9a52ccf5-b009-5f49-82e1-71ee7c4578bf","frontmatter":{"category":"Social","title":"Beerxcalibur!","date":"2019-03-06","summary":"Only the one who removes the beer frometh the fridge can be considered the true king/queen","thumbnail":null,"authorName":"Paul Hofmann","authorDescription":"Paul is Director of Engineering at AUTO1 Group.","authorAvatar":{"relativePath":"pages/beerxalibur/avatar.png","childImageSharp":{"resolutions":{"base64":"data:image/png;base64,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","width":50,"height":50,"src":"/static/26a7a327ccc4b335712e5a7086f2b26d/45876/avatar.png","srcSet":"/static/26a7a327ccc4b335712e5a7086f2b26d/45876/avatar.png 1x,\n/static/26a7a327ccc4b335712e5a7086f2b26d/eb85b/avatar.png 1.5x,\n/static/26a7a327ccc4b335712e5a7086f2b26d/4f71c/avatar.png 2x,\n/static/26a7a327ccc4b335712e5a7086f2b26d/9ec3e/avatar.png 3x"}}},"headerImage":{"relativePath":"pages/beerxalibur/screenshot.png","childImageSharp":{"resolutions":{"base64":"data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAABQAAAAGCAIAAABM9SnKAAAACXBIWXMAABYlAAAWJQFJUiTwAAAAyUlEQVQY05WPTQrCMBCFczF/LieuBfduPYFu9QYiihstSohN89/YpE1qWwcFceFCv8Xj8WaYx6AKcIV3PEwnTa+vF0tqDbtsux9Asa7rGHl2pbstX63JZpMkJ5GRGGMIARTmTdO030C5tVarwiTVfNYNhuV4hFNCSIoxppQyxrTW3vv3rfDkZVAJVEHwoxKpVfKW58774oPbB1D0Ns45BC/70mN6wOc9Y1hIBVVCCPWEcy6lBIUEzEuNMZDAGuraFl6PRXavy+5PHjlTUmU/jZMrAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC","width":1176,"height":340,"src":"/static/643e083e835a0debad37737d0d1a433a/10ee7/screenshot.png","srcSet":"/static/643e083e835a0debad37737d0d1a433a/10ee7/screenshot.png 1x"}}}},"html":"<p>Each Friday at 17:00, a slackbot called Darth Vader appears in our #random chat, shares some statistics about our week in AUTO1 TECH and officially declares beer’o’clock. While the fridge is more or less filled and usable throughout the week, it is being refilled to the brim on Friday mornings by our beer enthusiast volunteers.</p>\n<p>Some weeks ago, something terrible was discovered during breakfast, with only seven hours to go until Feierabend.</p>\n<p><a\n    class=\"gatsby-resp-image-link\"\n    href=\"/static/663c1f5431d117277bfe26319ebee014/99c36/beer-angle.jpg\"\n    style=\"display: block\"\n    target=\"_blank\"\n    rel=\"noopener\"\n  >\n    <span\n    class=\"gatsby-resp-image-wrapper\"\n    style=\"position: relative; display: block;  max-width: 590px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\n  >\n    <span\n      class=\"gatsby-resp-image-background-image\"\n      style=\"padding-bottom: 133.33333333333331%; position: relative; bottom: 0; left: 0; background-image: url('data:image/jpeg;base64,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'); 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